比乘风破浪更火的《脱胎换骨的哥哥》，看到第一位艺人，我就不淡定了......

作者: 少女兔

创意来源：微博@老实人阿秋-

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虽说不是歌手

但曾扮演王菲与那英同台演唱《相约98》

四舍五入一下也是天后了

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我宣布

腾腾子你就是脱胎换骨本骨

不参团亏了

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听众的表情都是

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枫枫子别吃了

求求你减肥出道吧

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本文发表于 2026-03-10 00:00